Chelmer

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A slang term for the word "Boner"

Those guys in my 5th period Always have a chelmer.

Chelmer by wildkyler95 January 22, 2011

Words you can keep

Cheemer

Someone who cheems or consumes cheem. Ie, Goat Spunk.

Person 1: I can't believe we lost the round to THAT guy..
Person 2: Yeah, He's a total cheemer.

Cheemer by SusDog_42 February 21, 2023

Related Words

Chelmer • chalmers • cheemers • chelemrick • chelmet • Chelmir • chalmernator • Chalmers affect • Chalmer’s Lag • Chelder YT

Superintendent Chalmers

Principal Skinner's boss and nemesis.
Famous for graduating from Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!"

Superintendent Chalmers by zutroy January 3, 2005

allis chalmers ca

The most amazing tractor ever conceived. The smartest people where involed in making it. Unarguably the best pulling tractor.

My allis chalmers ca won that tractor pull easy lmao.

allis chalmers ca by Jon bobert young June 23, 2017

cheller

Cock smaller than 2 inches

She said his dick was a cheller.

cheller by dopper99 May 2, 2018

chesmer

A sexist asshole. Known for being a dick to people for no reason. A pervert. Gym teacher

I cant belive it! Mr. Chesmer Marked me off for not changing! I definetly changed for gym!

chesmer by amb.Kat.amb December 23, 2017

Chelder YT

A funny ass YouTuber that posts twitch clips and those white videos with words. And his memes show up on litterally everyone’s recommended.

Joe “Bro do you watch Chelder YT?”
Tom “Bro I’m tellin you he keeps showing up on my recommended! In God!”

Chelder YT by cortezri January 20, 2021

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026