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National Suck Cheko's dick day 

You must give Cheko sucky sucky because it's National Suck cheko's dick day
When you don’t know how the fuck to spell cylinder.
Hold on, let me just go chill in the chakooze
chakooze by Korthouse August 23, 2019
In the Soviet Union, the state secret-police organization (1917–22), succeeded by the GPU.
The Cheka was created on December 20, 1917, after a decree issued by Vladimir Lenin, and was subsequently led by aristocrat-turned-communist Felix Dzerzhinsky.
Cheka by Dancing with Fire September 3, 2012

Hanny Banny Chekolet 

When referring to a lover or a spouse. Mainly used among Ethiopians and Eritreans. 🍯🐰🍫
You are my hanny banny chekolet.

You wish you had my hanny banny Chekolet.
Hanny Banny Chekolet by Kitfo August 7, 2016

Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.
(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.
Checkout Drama by OldFart77 July 11, 2010

Chekhov's gun 

A literary element that, at first, seems to have no purpose but is later revealed to be important to the plot. This is commonly thought of as a parallel of foreshadowing, but it is more properly interpreted as "do not include any unnecessary elements in a story."
The return of Carmelita Spats in The Slippery Slope after her seemingly unnecessary appearance in The Austere Academy is an example of Chekhov's gun.

"One must not put a loaded rifle on the stage if no one is thinking of firing it." -Anton Chekhov
Chekhov's gun by Rising_Rose January 17, 2010