chefrection 

The feeling of arousal from both sexual and culinary-inspired stimuli, such as high definition food pornography, superb knife skills, or a whimsical char-cooter-rie board. Similar to getting “food wood”.

Omfg, that photo of ramen gave me a major chefrection.

chefrection by BackdoorBMo December 24, 2022

clerection 

A clitoral erection.

That guy was so hot he gave me a clerection

clerection by JessKat April 25, 2006

cheekrection 

The involuntary overwhelming positive sensation created by your cheeks when your energetic frequency is matched with a stranger who feels like home or familiar. Usually occurs via communicating via text.

After an incredible first time texting a random stranger on a dating app, Clayton realized he was experiencing a cheekrection and couldn’t wait to see if he would get another cheekrection upon meeting IRL!

cheekrection by Konkorazon March 18, 2023

Chubrection

Flacid to half mast=chub
chub to erection=chubrection

I had a chubrection for about 20min when I saw her naked, but then when she started touching herself, I got a chubrection.

Chubrection by Mrs Delancey September 24, 2010

chairection 

The sensation experienced when one sits down after a long day and experiences an erection due to how amazing sitting down feels. This may also be referred to as "chairousal" for females.

Girl: "Do you have a boner right now??"
Guy: "Well I haven't sat down all day and I'm exhausted! I've got a chairection because this couch is so comfortable!"

chairection by squidwardinmypants1125 July 25, 2012

cerectional facility 

A slammer where they send perpetually-horny dudes who display frequent "obvious" arousals between their legs.

To avoid being sent to a cerectional facility, I wear an abdominal cup whenever I have to venture out in public where I'm likely to see voluptuous scantily-clad women; this way, da entire front of my pants bulges out in a huge rounded protrusion while my dick can invisibly rise and fall freely inside da cup's hollow interior, and so it appears to observers like I am merely afflicted with bloated intestines.

cerectional facility by QuacksO July 2, 2023