Chubrection

Flacid to half mast=chub
chub to erection=chubrection

I had a chubrection for about 20min when I saw her naked, but then when she started touching herself, I got a chubrection.

Chubrection by Mrs Delancey September 24, 2010

chairection 

The sensation experienced when one sits down after a long day and experiences an erection due to how amazing sitting down feels. This may also be referred to as "chairousal" for females.

Girl: "Do you have a boner right now??"
Guy: "Well I haven't sat down all day and I'm exhausted! I've got a chairection because this couch is so comfortable!"

chairection by squidwardinmypants1125 July 25, 2012

chefrection 

The feeling of arousal from both sexual and culinary-inspired stimuli, such as high definition food pornography, superb knife skills, or a whimsical char-cooter-rie board. Similar to getting “food wood”.

Omfg, that photo of ramen gave me a major chefrection.

chefrection by BackdoorBMo December 24, 2022