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cheesefuck

The smell of many body odors of different sex's after a long night of partying in a dorm room.
Wow! Holly you're room smells like cheesefuck. What happened last night.
by tubjunk July 22, 2015
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cheesefuck

fucking a slice of cheese

fucking someone with a smegma covered dickhat

fucking a filthy pussy covered in a cheezy substance
that sleezy bitch dint care about hygiene and had a cheesefuck

i didnt bother cleaning my top ,i just gave her a nice cheesefuck
by flappin cock November 18, 2009
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cheeseknucker

Only one person in the world gets this title, and it goes to the person who has the immense willpower to knuck mountains of cheese.
Julia, you are such a cheeseknucker. Noone comes close to the amount of cheese you knuck.
by 2nd_place_cheeseknucker February 15, 2022
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cheesedick

A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.
Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!
by Dr Juice January 31, 2004
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Cheesedicking

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.
Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds
by The Arkansas Gypsy February 8, 2010
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cheesedicks

Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.

The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.

Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.
Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.

Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?

I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.
by John Dohhh February 25, 2008
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swiss cheese fuck

verb - While having sex every 20 seconds you switch to a different hole. You do this repeatedly and in any hole you like.
Guy 1:

Hey man last night was crazy. Fucked her in the pussy, then ass, got some head, went for a titty fuck, in the ass again, and the back for some old school pussy.

Guy 2:
Holy shit man. You swiss cheese fucked her.
by Gonz!!! May 4, 2009
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