cheese helmet 

The crusty thing on the end of your pole.

Oh my god! I'm wearing a cheese helmet.

cheese helmet by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

Cheese Helmet 

A cheese helmet s tha shiznit

you cant hurt me, not with my cheese helmet

Cheese Helmet by mudguts March 15, 2005

cheese helmet 

the GREATEST Rock'n roll band EVER, hailing from Stjørdal, Norway

I love Cheese helmet, like in I love ___

cheese helmet by Alf August 12, 2003

helmet cheese 

The cheesey substance that collects at the head of the uncercumcised penis

i would give you a blowjob but i dont like the taste of head cheese

helmet cheese by Matthias July 2, 2004

cheesy helmet

Unwashed Penis glans that carry a pungent odour and in extreme cases accumulation of smegma that resembles cottage cheese

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An Insult meaning (foolish) usually from one man to another.

Des you are such a cheesy helmet

cheesy helmet by TremmerX September 29, 2014

cheesey helmet 

same as nobcheese but less rude

man i gota clean out this cheesey helmet of mine

cheesey helmet by Pazzy Bee May 13, 2005

Cheese Helmut 

An uncircumsized foreskin

girl: What's that smell?
me: Don't worry it's just the scrunk in my cheese helmut, spit on it.

Cheese Helmut by Mike Hawk Fitzwell August 31, 2009