cheese farmer
cheese farmer by billowey pete August 18, 2006
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Cheese farmer
A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack.
As a professional cheese farmer, my worst nightmare is rain, because then I lose my cheesing streak.
Cheese farmer by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025
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Farmer's Cheese
A sweat and grime layered gooch and grundle marked by a rancid, cheesy odor. Farmer's Cheese typically forms after period of long perspiration and or going for days or weeks without bathing. The smell is akin to that of knob cheese.
After three weeks of roaming the streets and interludes with multiple crack whores, Roger had developed a thick layer of Farmer's Cheese on his sack and the smell was rancid like Limburger and pickled onions.
Farmer's Cheese by Eaton Holgoode December 6, 2016
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farmer john cheese by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Cheese farmers of America
A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA
As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.
Cheese farmers of America by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025
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