The inner part between the legs of a human male, located in between the anus and scrotum. Also called a taint.
Holy shit, that kid just bucked me in the cheese-warmer!
Or
Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.
Or
Aw, gross, I just touched my dog's cheese-warmer. Shoot me.
by psuedonous psuedonym November 05, 2013