cheese bagel 

A bagel covered in extra cheese found in cheese farms.

Mmmmmmmm, cheese bagels are my favorite!

cheese bagel by anonymous May 13, 2014

double cheese bagel 

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel

Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.

double cheese bagel by George McBob May 5, 2009

creme cheese bagel 

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

creme cheese bagel by horny bastard April 1, 2005

Cream Cheese Bagel 

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

Cream Cheese Bagel by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

The alliance cream cheese bagel

When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.

Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.

The alliance cream cheese bagel by Hitler9 February 2, 2026

Cream Cheese my Bagel 

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

Cream Cheese my Bagel by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

bagel with cheese and brocoli 

a girl who has an infection also known as crabs in her vagina or hairy toto!

damn! that girl had some severe bagel with cheese and brocoli and cheese i was like you need to get to stepping with that nasty hairy toto

bagel with cheese and brocoli by chongaaa- cumrizninimilayaz September 24, 2011