cheese bagel
cheese bagel by anonymous May 13, 2014
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double cheese bagel
A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.
DOUble CHEese BAGel
DOUble CHEese BAGel
Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.
double cheese bagel by George McBob May 5, 2009
creme cheese bagel
creme cheese bagel by horny bastard April 1, 2005
Cream Cheese Bagel
Cream Cheese Bagel by VillainV3 July 19, 2016
The alliance cream cheese bagel
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Cream Cheese my Bagel
When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
Cream Cheese my Bagel by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
bagel with cheese and brocoli
damn! that girl had some severe bagel with cheese and brocoli and cheese i was like you need to get to stepping with that nasty hairy toto
bagel with cheese and brocoli by chongaaa- cumrizninimilayaz September 24, 2011
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