When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

Cheerio Landmine by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

cheerio dick

A male penis so small that it would be able to fit thru the hole of a cheerio.

A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.

cheerio dick by jpg3 October 28, 2011

Cheefing

To repeatedly hit the blunt/joint in a short period of time.

Stoner #1: Bro I just cheefed on this blunt and now i’m high as fuck.

Stoner #2: That’s all the fucking weed left! Stop cheefing on it and let me hit it!

Cheefing by RickSanchez420 January 2, 2019

Cheerios Family

A family that is composed of interracial couples who are or likely to have children that share some physical features of each parent. It could be a mix of anything, African American and White, White and Asian, Middle Eastern and Indian, Indian and Asian, African American and Native, Indian and Latino, ...etc.

The term arose recently in the social media as used by Megan Hatcher-Mays in JEZEBEL in response to many retards who gone re-retarded after watching a Cheerios advertisement that showed an interracial family (Caucasian mother and African American father) and their multiracial/Biracial looking daughter. Some disgusting people on Youtube reacted repulsively against the Interracial and Biracial cutlure; as a result Cheerios had to delete and disable comments on YouTube where the video was posted.

- Walmart customer: Hey Kevin, call the security quick, looks like that Black nanny is kidnapping that kinda dark skin Asian kid.
- Friend of Walmart customer: No you stupid Dumbass retard, they could be just a Cheerios Family! Didn't you see that Cheerios Ad on T.V. to know that interracial couples exist!
- Walmart Customer: WTF is Cheerios Family?
- Friend of Walmart customer: Dude, calm down, when you go home, open your computer and search Cheerios Family on Urban Dictionary.

Cheerios Family by Allawee June 1, 2013

Cheerioing

The process of licking a cheerio (cereal) and sticking them to the face of someone sleeping. It can also be done by crushing the cheerios into a powder, wetting the sleeping persons face, and sprinkling the powder on to it.

Guy 1: hey lets cheerio jon
Guy 2: ya sure, cheerioing is so much fun

Cheerioing by RedJoe 55 December 16, 2011

chip chop cheerio

A bloody beautiful expression made by the queen herself

Blimey, you don't say chip chop cheerio? Rather cringe, innit bruv?

chip chop cheerio by DudeBroKowski November 10, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026