chastina
chastina by itsme012345 December 19, 2016
Get the chastina mug.
professional crastinator
One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
professional crastinator by Burtrum May 13, 2008
Related Words
chastina • Chastian • chastin • chasina • Chastigasm • Chastine • chastined • chastinie • chastiny • Chastitastic
Chastigasm
The chastity orgasm. Usually involves bringing a horny drunk girl back to your apartment, but rather than perform the conjugal act, you bore her into leaving by discussing sports, philosophy, or Scotch. This makes a girl "go", as opposed to "come".
Yeah, last night Hunter totally brought this sorostitute back to his place and gave her a chastigasm. She wanted his bod, but he gave her a lecture on Carl Jung instead.
Chastigasm by Don D-Bag Bagowski September 10, 2010
Crastination
Undefined use of time, Free time, Vague outcomes, Doodling, Occupying yourself with tasks unrelated to your purpose, Generally wasting time and other fun pursuits. Procrastination is the work that is done to avoid the work that is supposed to be done. AKA, Saturday mornings. See also Crastination and Procrastination.
Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.
Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.
Saturday mornings, you and I engage in crastination by watching TV rather than vacuuming. We become better and better at crastinating and that is procrastination.
Crastination by Yoda-Ninja May 10, 2015
pro-crastination
An intense phenomenon. Not simple or lazy - but characterized by a professional aptitude for semi-productive distraction. (aka: productive-procrastination or professional-procrastination)
Harvard kid: "Did you complete that tech paper for Prof Eshion?"
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"
Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"
Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."
pro-crastination by A cambridge Spyo March 30, 2010
chastiny
a beautiful lady with a great spiritual connection. she loves life and values good relationships. blessed and highly favored. She does not like to chastise others.