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Chastigasm

The chastity orgasm. Usually involves bringing a horny drunk girl back to your apartment, but rather than perform the conjugal act, you bore her into leaving by discussing sports, philosophy, or Scotch. This makes a girl "go", as opposed to "come".
Yeah, last night Hunter totally brought this sorostitute back to his place and gave her a chastigasm. She wanted his bod, but he gave her a lecture on Carl Jung instead.
by Don D-Bag Bagowski September 10, 2010
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Multiple chastigasm

Repeated chastigasms in succession over a short period of time. The second is typically more intense than the first. On most occasions, after having the first chastigasm, the girl leaves the apartment. If she immediately returns out of confusion or to make another attempt, but the man continues to chastigasm her and makes her go again, she has had a multiple chastigasm.
That little blond was really hoping to bone him, but Don just sat there smoking a pipe and reading the paper. So, she left the apartment, but then opened the door again to try one last time, but he gave her a multiple chastigasm.
by McDivett September 11, 2010
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chatgasm

the expression of orgasmic delight by means of instant messaging.
1: oh...yes....yes YEEEESSSSS OH GOD YESSS
2: did you just chatgasm?
1: yep. you're just that good.
by shmhrshmhrshmhr November 30, 2010
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Chastitastic

The feeling of euphoria when completing tasks or goals of a vanilla or kink variety that work towards the goal of being released from chastity.

An antonym of chastrated.
I got up early this morning, cleaned the whole house, weeded the garden and wrote in my chastity log. When I got a thumbs up from Mistress, I felt chastitastic!
by marky lune July 31, 2020
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chaigasm

The ecstasy you experience when drinking Tazo chai with milk. The feeling can be intensified by adding honey.

-God's Vagina
Oh god, I had the best chaigasm of my life last night while watching Spy Kids with Ava.
by M&Slover March 5, 2011
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CHATGASM

A chat orgasm, indicated by scrolling, fast paced lines of successive chat, by the same person. (Can also be multiple chatgasms)
SouthSide______: Robert KKK Byrd voted against Thurgood Marshall and
SouthSide______: Clarence Thomas. Now one is a conservative while the
SouthSide______: other was a Liberal. Know what they both had in
SouthSide______: common? Two things, they were both black and Byrd
SouthSide______: didn't vote for either of them.

Is he making a political point? Nah, he just had a chatgasm.
by JayyTheOrc January 18, 2009
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