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Chastigasm 

The chastity orgasm. Usually involves bringing a horny drunk girl back to your apartment, but rather than perform the conjugal act, you bore her into leaving by discussing sports, philosophy, or Scotch. This makes a girl "go", as opposed to "come".
Yeah, last night Hunter totally brought this sorostitute back to his place and gave her a chastigasm. She wanted his bod, but he gave her a lecture on Carl Jung instead.
Chastigasm by Don D-Bag Bagowski September 10, 2010
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Multiple chastigasm 

Repeated chastigasms in succession over a short period of time. The second is typically more intense than the first. On most occasions, after having the first chastigasm, the girl leaves the apartment. If she immediately returns out of confusion or to make another attempt, but the man continues to chastigasm her and makes her go again, she has had a multiple chastigasm.
That little blond was really hoping to bone him, but Don just sat there smoking a pipe and reading the paper. So, she left the apartment, but then opened the door again to try one last time, but he gave her a multiple chastigasm.
Multiple chastigasm by McDivett September 11, 2010

chatgasm 

the expression of orgasmic delight by means of instant messaging.
1: oh...yes....yes YEEEESSSSS OH GOD YESSS
2: did you just chatgasm?
1: yep. you're just that good.
chatgasm by shmhrshmhrshmhr November 30, 2010

Chastitastic 

The feeling of euphoria when completing tasks or goals of a vanilla or kink variety that work towards the goal of being released from chastity.

An antonym of chastrated.
I got up early this morning, cleaned the whole house, weeded the garden and wrote in my chastity log. When I got a thumbs up from Mistress, I felt chastitastic!
Chastitastic by marky lune July 31, 2020

chaigasm 

The ecstasy you experience when drinking Tazo chai with milk. The feeling can be intensified by adding honey.

-God's Vagina
Oh god, I had the best chaigasm of my life last night while watching Spy Kids with Ava.
chaigasm by M&Slover March 5, 2011

CHATGASM 

A chat orgasm, indicated by scrolling, fast paced lines of successive chat, by the same person. (Can also be multiple chatgasms)
SouthSide______: Robert KKK Byrd voted against Thurgood Marshall and
SouthSide______: Clarence Thomas. Now one is a conservative while the
SouthSide______: other was a Liberal. Know what they both had in
SouthSide______: common? Two things, they were both black and Byrd
SouthSide______: didn't vote for either of them.

Is he making a political point? Nah, he just had a chatgasm.
CHATGASM by JayyTheOrc January 18, 2009
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murderhobo 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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