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Chasstune is another word for dumbass
guy 1 : that guy is a chasstune
guy 2 : yeah i know right that guy is such a chasstune god damnit
chasstune by E66 September 26, 2020
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chastined 

Canceling on your friends by not answering your phone, calling them back, or even fucking replying to a text.
Stephanie totally chastined me by canceling on our rafting trip.

Thomas chastined me by hitting "ignore" every time we tried to hang out with him.
chastined by sillyCPC July 13, 2010
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One's ability to hate just about everything
You should have never invited Hitler, bin laden, and Red Foxx all to one dinner party; The Chasitude meter is going through the roof!
Chasitude by Strife RX March 28, 2003

chastney 

Only legendary guitarists that have long hairmay have this name.
Matthew Chastney is the man at guitar.
chastney by rump roast August 12, 2004

chastane 

The most beautiful, she is likely your dream girl. Super sweet with a Hot switch. She will kick your ass and walk away ,when she's done-shes done. Super sexy ,someone to fantasize about. She can drive you crazy in all ways but you will never forget her. She's the essence of beauty she's amazing and she's mine.-William
Chastane is so beautiful.

Did you see chastane today? She looked sexy.
chastane by Frapking July 27, 2021

Chastyne 

A girl who is caring and beautiful with amazing blue eyes.
That girl is a Chastyne
Chastyne by DallasMariie November 7, 2012
This guy is amazing, caring, intelligent, and most importantly has an outstanding personality. He's goal oriented, and carries a big interest for old school music and history. He tends to have a certain affect on certain girls. He's independent, idealistic, inquisitive, last but definitely not least, gives you a feeling you'll never get tired of. He's one of a kindddddd!
Chastine has you stuck of the realness ;) ....
Chastine by Diana Coolio November 4, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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