A Chargers Fan is quite similar to being a Padres fan: you just gotta have
faith. Whether they're 4-12, or 12-4, the real chargers fans say "The Chargers are going all the
way this year." For a true Chargers Fan, every team is a fairweather team. While of course a love for the Chargers is a must, the other essential quality that a Chargers Fan must have is
hate. Yes, that's right
hate.
Hate for one team, one city above all others...the Oakland Raiders. While L.A. is slightly in there cause it's always those fuckers that we get into drunken fights with at the games, a Chargers Fan cultivates and grooms his
hate for raiders, much the same way a gardner does a rose bush. There is nothing better in the world to a Chargers than a Sunday where the Raiders lose and the Chargers win....on days like this we look up into our sunny sky and thank God we live in San
Diego.
"So how '
bout them Chargers huh?!"
"Chargers
fucking suck, fuck em."
"Dude, Chargers are gonna do it this year."
"Why the fuck is everyone I
know a Chargers Fan?"
"Uh...cause they rock?! GO BOLTS BABY!!!"