wark 

The sound of a chocobo from many Final Fantasy games. Most Final Fantasy fans would recognize the sound in a second. In the game it is usually heard as an adorable squeak.

Chocobo: Wark! Wark!
Chocobo 2: Wark!?
Chocobo: waarrrrk.

wark by BaldDumboRat August 2, 2006

wark 

The familiar sound made by a Chocobo. various forms of the "wark" are used in different situations and depending on the mood of the Chocobo!

"(^)> *wark!* *wark!*

"(@)> "im pilled up, yo."

wark by Towneh April 29, 2003

Wark 

A wark is any bird with a long beak and neck. Common warks include ducks, swans, pelicans, herons, egrets and ibis.

Look Morgan, warks! Honk Honk!

Wark by Morgan Martin-Skerm March 2, 2008

wark 

(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for implementation in the event of a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.

Her hobbies include yoga, podcasting, and warking...lots of warking.

wark by birtweiser September 2, 2005

Wark 

verb

pronounced War-k

1. to butt-fuck the shit out of someone

Guy 1: "Dude, did you wark him last night?"

Guy 2: "Man, we warked so hard, and there was wark sauce EVERYWHERE"

Guy 1: "Hey man, chu gei?"

Wark by MackW March 18, 2009

wark 

(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.

I wark frequently: when showering, before falling asleep, and even while taking in podcasts.

wark by birtweiser July 20, 2008

wark 

a mix between a woof and a bark.

Guy #1: Dogs say woof!
Guy #2: No, they say bark!
Guy #3: What about wark!!
Guys #1 and #2: OH YEAH!!!!

wark by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018