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Chard - pronounced /SHärd/ Definition- When someone guts the inside of a van to make it into living space but has no idea what they're doing and ultimately does far more damage than good. Often exhibited when pro shop help is trying to assist but for every one thing the shop assembles the owner takes 3 more things apart and breaks all of them. The final appearance of a van being Chared cannot be distinguished from the damage left by a tweeker on meth and is often seen driving down the road with a lawn chair for a front seat and missing windows with personal belongings blowing out in the wind.
"I went to look at a used van today but I looked inside and it was Chared beyond repair"

"Don't let that person work on your van or it will be Chared"
Chared by AwesomePossumVanWorks September 22, 2020
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mad chill easy to get along with as long as you watch your self knows what she wants and gets it all the time on her terms has an attraction that can rival any model to go along with a witty sense of humor likes to love hard or not at all is bossy and spoiled
charda is real
Charda by tech guy August 20, 2012
A nice person who cares about other

people , she can be sensitive sometimes , but she always well tries to make

people happy when they are upset . She is very kind hearted . However when people shout at her , she cares about other people's feelings and wants everyone to be happy . Whoever had charday is a really lucky man as she is nice and also very lovable that's what people love
Wow did u hear what charday done , she is so sweet ...
Charday by Lucy_12laloo January 21, 2018

Ha Ha, Charade you are! 

a line in the song "Pigs", from the Pink Floyd album {Animals]. The band is making fun at British politicians, although the sentiments can be applied just about anywhere.
You bus stop ratbag. Ha Ha, Charade you are!
You fucked up old hag! Ha Ha, Charade you are!

... hand over heart ... I'd say you're a laugh ...
but you're really a cryyyyyy-iii-iiiiyyyyyyyyyyy
A very sexy chick who always knows how to have fun. Quiet at first but the funnest ever when you get to know her.
Me and Chardey had some fun last night!
chardey by killachica111 July 7, 2010

chardonnay mom 

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.
Think June Cleaver on booze.
chardonnay mom by Patrick1980SC June 27, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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