one of the most famous signature dishes created by chicago chef clive dansburough, featured on the chicago episode of dayne burr's "shut up and eat"
it consists of a piece of low-grade steak left out at room temperature for a minimum of 48 hours
often served with a dollop of peanut butter and at least 1 household band-aid
pat - what'd you have for dinner last night?
hannah - clive dansburough cooked me up his famed charred 48
pat - how was it?
hannah - it had the texture of what i would imagine a tennis ball would taste like
Drew: Hey, did you see Colin the other day at school?
Alex: Yeah man, he was so charred
Drew: I know, i dont even get why he would do that before school
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!