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Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.
"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.
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guilty as charged 

A term meaning something like, I did it / I admit it / I did exactly what you (he, someone else) said I did.
-"were you in that gay porno movie?"
-"guilty as charged"
guilty as charged by little_one December 19, 2008

charred 48

one of the most famous signature dishes created by chicago chef clive dansburough, featured on the chicago episode of dayne burr's "shut up and eat"

it consists of a piece of low-grade steak left out at room temperature for a minimum of 48 hours

often served with a dollop of peanut butter and at least 1 household band-aid
pat - what'd you have for dinner last night?
hannah - clive dansburough cooked me up his famed charred 48
pat - how was it?
hannah - it had the texture of what i would imagine a tennis ball would taste like
charred 48 by thefittedshirt October 23, 2011

Charged Nut 

A cum shot that flies with extraordinary speed and distance traveled.
Dude! Did you see that pornstar do a charged nut?

Yea dude, it flew so far.
Charged Nut by Boijuu October 6, 2019

charged load 

ejaculate cum from an HIV+ male.
HIV POS looking for charged loads tonight, must be hung.

GWM with AIDS looking to swallow charged loads.
To get rediculously high.
Drew: Hey, did you see Colin the other day at school?
Alex: Yeah man, he was so charred
Drew: I know, i dont even get why he would do that before school
Charred by ef tee dub August 29, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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