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crapsnatch 

A butthole, in particular a poo-gina.
(e.g. "I would never do a girl in the crapsnatch," said Nowacki.)
crapsnatch by Drew Blooberman October 31, 2007

Chapinator 

A vertically over sized man who smashes things or body slams children when he gets angry. Typically, he yells at you if you don't pick up your trash or if break away from your cuffs. He likes to display his wrestling moves on a daily basis.
Mr. Chapin: CHAPIN ANGRY! CHAPIN SMASH!!!!
*Body slams chilren*
Student 1: Chapinator will wear himself out eventually.
Mr. Chapin: Chapin sleepy....
Student 2: Finally.
Student 1: Told you.
Chapinator by Innocent Bystandard February 16, 2010

Chapinator 

An oversized man who carries off small fainting blondes. Seen as either heroic or a pedo either way ya gotta love him
The fainting blonde was carried off by the Chapinator to visit the nurse
Chapinator by BHS SophyGirl May 13, 2010

chapstatic 

The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.
Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic
chapstatic by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015

Chapsnatch 

A woman who has had more sexual partners than she can count.
"Damn son, that chapsnatch is fugly!"
Chapsnatch by Sly Pork January 17, 2014

Crapsnatch 

Butthole. Usually in reference to its function as a sex organ.
Last weekend I was balls deep in homeboy's crapsnatch......Booyah!!

These spunk crusties are making my crapsnatch itch!
Crapsnatch by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016