chappius

someone who is constantly getting hit on by their dad. it is common to hear their dad telling to them “get in the shower” with him. most of these people enjoy the feeling, but won’t admit to it.

“I heard Nick’s dad on Xbox last night say ‘NICK! YOU! NAKED! SHOWER! NOW!!’”

“Man, that’s guys such a classic Chappius”

by TravisScott August 19, 2018

Chappism

The credo of the anarcho-dandy, as set out in The Chap Manifesto

"The rising tide of chappism struck fear into the hearts of the vulagaroisie."

by Matthew Wainewright October 16, 2008

chappish

(Adj.) Being proper thirsty; it is used like the word peckish (hungry)

Oi, I could go for a drink rn, I'm so chappish

by ProperTekkers September 12, 2016

chappies

An irritated or inflamed anal area. "The chappies" is a condition somewhat like hemorrhoids but on a more temporary basis. Chappies are usually caused by excessive ass wiping due to having the shits or by excessive moist farts causing a sore, irritated anal region.

"Damn, Frank's food was so greasy I had the shits all day. Now I've got the chappies so bad I can hardly sit down!"

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004

Night Cappius

Am automobile that rides the Seven Seas of alcoholic watering holes. A Captain and First Mate commandeer this vessel. The name comes from "Fancy a night cap?"

Captain: "Shall we set sail and seek a cold beverage? My body and soul quenches for a night cap."

First Mate: "Of course, Captain! Let us ride the Night Cappius. The Seven Seas await!"

Captain: "Spoils to the Victor!"

by Tetchan June 24, 2023