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An irritated or inflamed anal area. "The chappies" is a condition somewhat like hemorrhoids but on a more temporary basis. Chappies are usually caused by excessive ass wiping due to having the shits or by excessive moist farts causing a sore, irritated anal region.
"Damn, Frank's food was so greasy I had the shits all day. Now I've got the chappies so bad I can hardly sit down!"
chappies by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
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Chappism 

The credo of the anarcho-dandy, as set out in The Chap Manifesto
"The rising tide of chappism struck fear into the hearts of the vulagaroisie."
Chappism by Matthew Wainewright October 16, 2008
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The Crappies 

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.
Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.
The Crappies by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

chappie baton 

Don't stand on that Chappie baton, it'll ruin your Clogs.
chappie baton by Poopwords August 19, 2018

Chappied 

To have the outcome of a taped broadcast revealed prior to viewing.
I was going to tape American Idol and watch it over the weekend, but I knew I would get chappied at work in the morning, so I just checked online to see who got kicked off.
Chappied by Hawaii 5-0-0 March 29, 2009
The expression “Cappiest” is the superlative adjective degree of the noun “cap”.

It is basically the superior lie (The most cap)
Jerry getting some bitches is the cappiest thing I’ve ever heard.
An awesome group of friends that make the same jokes as you, hate the same people as you, consume the same media as you, and will be your lifelong friends.
"Chuppies is hanging out this weekend. Are you going? "
Chuppies by 03cecdur November 17, 2021