chappaquidditch

A dangerous game played by witches and wizards while riding in Oldsmobile Delmont 88 sedans; da game consists of players' trying to swiftly traverse a narrow unlit bridge at nighttime, without falling off da edge.

I dunno if Ted Kennedy and/or Mary Jo Kopechne were attempting an impromptu game of "chappaquidditch" on that fateful night in mid-July of 1969, but I cannot see how they would have even known about da game at dat time, since da "Harry Potter" authoress had only been born less than four years earlier, and so she could not possibly have started writing her famous novels till much later.

by QuacksO June 14, 2021

Chappaquiddick

The Chappaquiddick incident refers to the circumstances surrounding the 1969 death of Mary Jo Kopechne, a former staff member in Senator Robert F. Kennedy's 1968 presidential campaign. Edward Kennedy was driving a car with Kopechne as his passenger when the Senator drove off Dike Bridge into the channel between Chappaquiddick Island and Martha's Vineyard. The Senator swam to safety, but Kopechne died in the car. Kennedy left the scene and did not call authorities until after Kopechne's body was discovered the following day. He pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident and was sentenced to two months in jail, suspended.

Chappaquiddick Island is a small island off the eastern end of the larger island of Martha's Vineyard and is part of the town of Edgartown, Massachusetts

by Trentwood22 August 18, 2008

Chappaquiddick Special

Refers to the act of drowning a woman in the toilet, while banging her from behind.

I just pulled a Chappaquiddick Special on the receptionist in the bathroom - don't tell anyone!

by MickHack September 3, 2009

chappaquiddick

A better word than cool, swell, awesome, rad, or even lovely. Not quite as good as clever because clever is clever. All the same, we do our best.

Baby, the way you groove my knob without complaint is just so chappaquiddick.

by eamander December 4, 2010

Chappaquiddick

1.) A place where Jon Jon can't swim!

2.) An island where the Kennedy's lived.

3.) Motto made famous by the Mayor of Springfield.

4.) Ridiculous; stupid.

5.) Yelled in rage or frustration

I want to go to Chappaquiddick and see the Kennedy's house!

CHAPPAQUIDDICK! Jon Jon can't swim!

THATS FUCKING CHAPPAQUIDDICK!

Stop being so Chappaquiddick Agnes, you look like a durn fool!

by iThizz July 2, 2006

Chappaquiddick Bedouin Casual

A cocktail party dress code used on Chappaquiddick Island in Massachusetts based on traditional Bedouin hospitality. It is smart casual combined with a requirement that the host welcome each guest with warmth and ensure that all guests feel comfortable, secure, welcome, and at-home.

The dress code for the party on June 30th is Chappaquiddick Bedouin Casual.

by Kar-dall March 19, 2023