chap-dick 

The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.

"Man, I'd like to wrench my warty chap-dick down her throat."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."

chap-dick by jinjo_one March 3, 2006

chap-dick 

the sexual act of putting chapstick on one's penis and then having himself or a partner sucking it off.

Kory: Dude I totally made that Katie chick give me strawberry chap-dick

Jake: She liked the taste of your strawberry chap dick

chap-dick by squibbles_doomypants June 13, 2011

chap's dick 

1. one of your friends who steal's your girlfriend, make's out with her, and proceeds to have sex with her.

2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.

"Dude, I'm sorry I stole your girl. I was a real chap's dick."

"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."

chap's dick by thepunpolice135 January 24, 2010

chapdick 

this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.

bill: "aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as hell."

two hours later

bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."

chapdick by FBS April 28, 2006

Cherry Chapdick

A term used to describe the penis of a man who simply gets too much pussy, and is therefore chafed and gloriously uncomfortable.

Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY pussies. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"

Dude: "I got so much pussy that summer I had to ice my balls."
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"

Cherry Chapdick by Whorebag401k November 9, 2013

chapdick 

The chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing blowjob.

"Thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry."

"No worries, I brought some chapdick."

chapdick by slothballer June 9, 2013

chapdick 

When a man's dick gets sore from fucking.

chapdick by Anonymous September 10, 2003