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Championing 

1: The act of stepping up to a challenge every time, and never failing, no matter what.
2: Being a champion in every little thing you do.
Girl 1 - "Wow, how does Jacob do it? He's always on top of everything and two steps ahead of everyone else."
Girl 2 - "Oh Jacob? He's just Championing all day long."
Girls 3 - "I'd bang him."
Championing by theonesanch January 1, 2012
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championized 

To engross oneself entirely at a champion level, whereas a person becomes a champion in all respects. The state of being "championized" can come and go, however it usually lasts longer under the influence of alcohol.
After drinking three beers in 5 minutes Joe exclaimed, "I am championized."
championized by JSharkey September 28, 2006

championitis 

The disease/sickness of being good at everything, or always winning.
"Wow, we won again, I need to get rid of this championitis, so we can level the playing field."
championitis by TheHonor August 4, 2009

Champagning 

When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.
"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."
Champagning by waitwut December 5, 2014

Champaigning 

Anything that involves a similar effect of opening a bottle of champaigne and having it foam around its neck, or spilling the foam a certain distance away.
The girl was jacking her boyfriend off, and suddenly he started champaigning all over her.

As soon as we walked over the manhole, the lid came off and it started champaigning everywhere.

He champaigned whip cream all over his head with a pressurized can.
Champaigning by Dias_Brazil September 3, 2013

Championite 

disciples of the great Special K, those who are "in", or those who Special K values greater than his escriment.
Non Championite- "Please Championite don't squish my puny face."

Championite- "My uber strong Championite muscles will crush your puny face."

Championite Crowd "All hail the Great Championite, Special K."
Championite by A Championite December 4, 2009

Champagning 

To ejaculate in a manner that resembles popping the cork of a champagne bottle. Should be screamed while in the act.
Champagne!!

Damn. I champagned all over her stomach/butt

I be champagning all over these bitches
Champagning by Kimberly and tits mcgee September 18, 2011
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