A greeting that people from US and Canada say in business meetings, as introduced by a Slovenian Reddit user NibbleMyRectum. It is only uttered once, when shaking hands with new people, and never after that. Alternate spelling ”chumungus”.
An overgrown bushel of lady pubes. A chamonga cannot be contained by normal underwear and often collects leafs, crumbs, and small animals.
I pulled off her panties only to find a huge chamonga bush. A goddamn chamonga gnome crawled out of it and sprinkled "gnome dust" in my eye. No way was I going to touch that. It's bad luck.
Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.