An individual known as Callum and often known for having dads that are 55 when they are born and using words that haven't been used in the manner are using since 1997
Calloomband: hey my dad turns 70 today
Jordan: But aren't you only 15?
Calloomband: yeah I know, its sick mate
Patron Saint of Immature Mischief. Originating from the U.S. upper-Midwest. Depicted in sculpture as a young boy in the sitting position, holding a fishing rod, and wearing a baseball cap.