chair burn 

Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move

Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!

chair burn by Fandangils November 7, 2013

Chairborne corps 

These are military troops who do a desk job rather than deploy into the field.

As the Sergeant aged he became increasingly pleased with plans to join the Chairborne Corps instead of an Airborne battalion.

Chairborne corps by I, Wreckerrr May 29, 2021

Chairborne Ranger 

A reference to those in administrative duties. More specifically those who completed ranger school and got thier ranger tab just so they could go back and push a pencil for more money.

Tom> That guy in ranger school, Jimmy, did he go 3/75 ?

Sam> Yea but he's a damn chairborne over in admin., Pushin a damn pencil!

(Jimmy comes walking by)

Tom> Hey Jimmy, Chairborne Ranger All The Way!

Jimmy> Hey fuck off.

Chairborne Ranger by johnnyboyLB October 3, 2008

101st Chairborne 

Term referring to bloggers, generally right-wing, who enthusiastically support war, destruction, and mayhem from the safety of their home. 21st century version of the chickenhawk.

Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.

Anthem of the 101st Chairborne:
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Cheezy-Puffs"

101st Chairborne by Hann1bal January 24, 2010

Chairborne 

Chair + Borne, after a civilian job Marines and Soldiers dream about once they leave Active Duty

I used to be in USMC, I am now Chairborne in the Civ Div(Civilian Division.

Chairborne by nme619 May 24, 2016

Chairborne Ranger 

Derogatory term for military personnel who work at the Pentagon. Typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it's like to be a "Joe" or a "Grunt" and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.

Look at that damn Chairborne Ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. He wasn't even in the infantry!

Chairborne Ranger by Marine2012 January 4, 2009

Chairborne Ranger 

1) Any and all Airforce personel
2) A wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many FPS

"Damn Johnny is busting out no-scopes left and right" "Thats becuase he's a Chairborne Ranger"

Chairborne Ranger by R3dundantC January 14, 2008