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Dirty in Swahili. It means fake, jive, or bootleg.
Person 1: Your mom is a chafu ass bitch! She wouldn't give me a snack!
Person 2: Get out!
chafu by urmomin3d November 27, 2017
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The leader singer for the band peach pit, Neil, recounted a story about his trip to Indonesia where a guide named Chagu would say “We gotta sideturn sometime” which he went on to find was snorting crystal meth off of Chagu’s knuckles. So the meaning feeling like Chagu is feeling fucked up.
"Bro, I just took a huge rip, and now I'm feeling like Chagu"
Chagu by BoardBro49 November 5, 2019
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chaftwhaling 

The act of going out to pick up overweight women
Guy 1: I think Thomas is chaftwhaling
Guy 2: He is dude, every girl he hits on is heavier than the last.
chaftwhaling by Anononon12 June 6, 2013
Cafuné does mean running your hand through someone’s hair, caressing someone’s scalp. It most certainly does not translate as caffeine. That would be cafeína
Adoro quando ele me faz cafuné
Cafuné by Jus2kool April 26, 2019

hobo chaff 

The act of swinging your arm overhead while releasing a handful of nickles in a large circle like a spray from a lawn sprinkler in order to disperse a mob of panhandling bums, creating a diversion so you can bug-out from the area.

Originated on AR15.COM by Team members SmokeyJ and Trumpet.
"I was comin' out of the liquor store with a case of Colt45 Malt Liquor when six street people started hounding me for money or my brews, so I bladed at 45 degrees, released a burst of hobo chaff, and then booked the other way when they scurried for the change."
hobo chaff by silent-m August 5, 2009
Noun: Much like saying, "Your Girl" except easier to say for those with minimal skill in the English language. Can be used in a personal or a descriptive form. Often used when referring to a hoey individual or trying to make yourself seem ("open to new things") like a hoe
Descriptive- Ay lilB, where chagurl at now?

Personal- Aight just send chagurl your number and ill hitcha up later
chagurl by ChaBoooy February 12, 2013
The biggest guy in the room. His muscles are so massive that he sometimes struggles to fit through door frames. A Chabuff will usually have an affection for horses, and will often ride one to get to the gym at 2AM for their third work out of the day.
'Look at that buff guy on a horse over there'
'Wow he is definitely a Chabuff'
Chabuff by Michael Chauval August 6, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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