Chaffy

Cute, talkative, funny, adventurous

Emily gets chaffy when she drinks white claws

by isaac2000 October 17, 2019

hobo chaff

The act of swinging your arm overhead while releasing a handful of nickles in a large circle like a spray from a lawn sprinkler in order to disperse a mob of panhandling bums, creating a diversion so you can bug-out from the area.

Originated on AR15.COM by Team members SmokeyJ and Trumpet.

"I was comin' out of the liquor store with a case of Colt45 Malt Liquor when six street people started hounding me for money or my brews, so I bladed at 45 degrees, released a burst of hobo chaff, and then booked the other way when they scurried for the change."

by silent-m August 5, 2009

Chaffetz

Dick cheese that has been transferred from one penis to another during the act of docking.

"I can always tell the chaffetz apart because it's so yellow. Fucking chaffetz!"

by SimianFriday February 16, 2017

Chuffy

1. Chuffy is a nickname for a Steam Train Driver; so called for the 'chuff chuff' sound Steam Engines make.

2. Chuffy was also the imaginary friend of alcoholic police detective Jack Force in the BBC Comedy sketch show 'Armstrong and Miller'. The sketches can be found on youtube under "armstrong and miller force on the case"

1. "My Daddy is a chuffy."

2. Jack Force: "C'mon Chuffy!"

by carterusm July 2, 2011

Caffy

The surge in happiness after drinking copious amounts of coffee.

Dude! I just had four cups of Folgers. I'm so caffy!

by Caffy Jon May 10, 2016

chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

claffy

Noun. Someone who acts, looks, or does something silly and/or comical. Most times unintentionally.

She was dancing around like a claffy and making everyone laugh.

by Jamaicana November 22, 2009