chablairs

combination of a chair, table, and stairs.

pee pi one: Hey man where do I sit?
pee pi two: my chablairs.

by i am prostipating September 6, 2023

Charlars

A slang term for a type of old-fashioned handjob, specifically a sad & obligatory handie given as payment in response to receiving a car ride to or from a gathering, concert, event, etc.

Person 1: I found us a ride to the show but you gotta chip in.
Person 2: Shit, I'm broke. Guess I'm paying in charlars tonight.

by Namenlosen October 30, 2018

Chablised

A state of total drunkenness. Derived from "chablis," a French white wine.

Hey, the girl in the red dress is already on her 6th drink. Cut her off, she's totally chablised.

by vieboheme September 5, 2016

spoiled chablis

An rather wretched and unattractive girl who accosts you at a music festival between the hours of 4AM and 6AM; she must be cocked on drugs, thirsty and reaching for your water. You must be willing to turn in all your karma. She can only attain the water if she fellates you in front of a crowd. At climax, you proceed to pour boxed wine, Chablis, on her face. Since her face is also covered in spunk, she is now Spoiled Chablis.

Bro last night was so heady.

I was so k holed out...spoiled chablis huh?

Yeah, my third Spoiled Chablis this festie.

My nigga!

by Clift Huxtable October 28, 2011

bons en chablais

A beautiful place by the mountains where a little boy named Quentin who is in love with an Indian girl. He’s smart,kind and stupid. I love you Quentin. If you’re reading this whether or not if we’re together I will always cherish you

Quentin, i love you. Bons en chablais

by Angmk March 3, 2022

chablis

A fine wine, a red smooth looking peace of mind that will make you wake up with the wrost head ache

"She pulled out the chablis i knew the night was about to get rowdy".

by Slim enchilada July 31, 2017