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An rather wretched and unattractive girl who accosts you at a music festival between the hours of 4AM and 6AM; she must be cocked on drugs, thirsty and reaching for your water. You must be willing to turn in all your karma. She can only attain the water if she fellates you in front of a crowd. At climax, you proceed to pour boxed wine, Chablis, on her face. Since her face is also covered in spunk, she is now Spoiled Chablis.
Bro last night was so heady.

I was so k holed out...spoiled chablis huh?

Yeah, my third Spoiled Chablis this festie.

My nigga!
by Clift Huxtable October 28, 2011
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Aug 7 Word of the Day
A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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