A Chapped Walrus is a really crusty and musty camal toe/moose nuckle.
Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.
When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too muchsexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.
Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chappeddick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.
n.) A chaffing of the thighs primarily located on the upper region of the legs where the legsmeet the torso. It is caused by friction from the rubbing together of fat peoples thighs.
Harry rubs a glob of vaseline on his taint every morning. Eventhough he feels like he shit himself for the first few hours of the day, at least he won't get chappedgap.