chaïm 

Not an amazing guy who is just beautiful at first glance.
He is rotten inside and selfish.
But he can pretend to be nice and loving if he is in love with you.
Don't pair up with him he will make you like him: a grumpy and vicious character.

If you like grandfathers who yell at children running around in their gardens, call Chaïm .

chaïm by Trust me<3 November 22, 2021

Chaim 

The name of a sweet Jewish man, meaning “life”. Usually exceedingly attractive, with a great education - they’re an obvious great catch! Most likely to be doctors, lawyers, or sports team managers!

Girl 1: “Omg, who’s that strong AND smart guy over there?” Girl 2: “That’s Chaim! He’s so dreamy...”

Chaim by DartmouthAlumni January 22, 2021

chaim 

the boy you will forever want but will never have again

chaims ex: i want to be with him so bad but i messed up and ill never get him back
random girl: damn that sucks

chaim by your gay<3 May 16, 2022

Chaim 

Usually a tall man. He’s smart but a little dumb. He’s quirky and not like other guys. He’s usually loud and annoying considering that’s what the word chaim means. Although all of these cons, he gets all the girls. Especially those who’s names start with C.

Chaim: hey little lady
Cha: omg hi handsome! You must be a chaim!

Izzy: wtf. Cha your married.
Cha: BUT HES CHAIM!!! 😏😏😏

Chaim by IHackedCharteehee March 10, 2022

Chaim 

Verb When you are so sarcastic or otherwise annoying you are chaiming

Stop chaiming, it's annoying af.

Chaim by Schmegeggy February 10, 2018

Chaim 

Sexiest man alive!! Loves Tzvi!!!

Hey Chaim

Chaim by Sexy8101 November 23, 2021

Chaim Witz 

The original name for the famous bass player, Gene Simmons, back when he was going to become a Rabbi.

Idiot with too much time on his hands:

DUDE!!!!!!!! Did you know that Gene Simmons' real name was "Chaim Witz?"

Guy who's annoyed by this random idiot:

NO!!!!! OMGWTF!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO GO TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS COMPLETELY RANDOM FACT!!!!!!

Chaim Witz by deadcowofdoom March 8, 2005