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The original name for the famous bass player, Gene Simmons, back when he was going to become a Rabbi.
Idiot with too much time on his hands:

DUDE!!!!!!!! Did you know that Gene Simmons' real name was "Chaim Witz?"

Guy who's annoyed by this random idiot:

NO!!!!! OMGWTF!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO GO TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS COMPLETELY RANDOM FACT!!!!!!
by deadcowofdoom March 08, 2005
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