(Pronounced: kir-king) A simulteanous combo of jerking off while crying. Usually accompanied by pictures of your ex or mental visons of a tough breakup.
"I think Zak is going emo on us. After Vanessa dumped him, I caught him cerking it to old yearbook photos of her. I haven't seen a man cry that hard in a long time."
A person with no flaws. He respects everybody. He always has your back. If you find someone like ceki,you are a happy person. He is so beautiful but he has an enormous ego.
Is an ideology that originated from uncle chunk from the young turds, and later adopted by Poo poo Piker is when you intentionally MALD to gain popularity.
What afucking liar, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little, liar, dude. (This would be a form of Cenkism)
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.