Car penis So... you know the movie Cars, right? And you know how there's baby cars? Yeah, they have baby cars in the movie Cars. Like a small car that grows bigger. Now when a- when a boy car loves a girl car, they make a baby car. To do that ...... they need a- they need a CUSSY. You need a- ...the cussy is where the car comes from. C- it's a c- it's a car pussy. It's a car pussy. Therefore a cenis is simply a car penis. like the c for Car and enis from pENIS make cenis
Person 1: You already know sally's cussy was probably grippin'
Person 2: Bro but like lightning mcqueen probably had MAD cenis is he was pullin that typa bumber!
Is an ideology that originated from uncle chunk from the young turds, and later adopted by Poo poo Piker is when you intentionally MALD to gain popularity.
What a fucking liar, dude. What a fucking, weaselly little, liar, dude. (This would be a form of Cenkism)
A beautiful girl who is so smart. If you need help, she will be there. She is super crazy and always fun to be with. She is very innocent. She tends to be the most innocent of a friend group. It everyone has a Cenise but if you do keep her! Once you loose her you don’t get her back. She is always so helpful and caring. If you are crying and can’t stop, she is there drying your tears and saying hat everything will be okay.
Someone: “OoOo. Did you see her? She fine. Who is she?”
Someone else: “ Oh that’s Cenise. She is so pretty. Right?”
Someone: “ Is she single? I would love to be with her and treat her right.”
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*