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Condolence High Five 

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.
Probably the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen. Often doesn’t say much, but when she’s in the room you’ll know.
Oh shit the new girl? Yeah her names Cendel, ain’t she a 10?”
“You got with Cendel? You fucking wish”
Cendel by Cyrus93 November 24, 2019

Condoleezus 

A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.
Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.
Condoleezus by PMax February 11, 2008

Condoleezzarice 

verb. To condoleezzarice: Skillfully manoever around hairy questions without answering them directly.
The prosecutor was tough, but the defendant was able to condoleezzarice himself out of every questions masterfully.
Condoleezzarice by Yoova August 24, 2006

condoleezza 

practical joke gone tragically wrong. fearing their daughter might one day occupy a position of high moment, strategic importance and international infamy, the reverend and mrs john and angelena rice gave to their only child a name of such improbable ugliness and unwieldly, supurfluous vowel usage as to cauterize any chance of success in public life. sadly, the world now knows their daughter condoleezza as the highest ranking bunifa extant, house negro (see; malcom x's definition), accomplice and willing tool of the criminal george bush regime.
mamma; gastroniquia, where my popeye chicken at?
bunifa; condoleezza done et it up with marss dick chainie
condoleezza by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

condolence 

Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.
After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.
condolence by Larstait November 10, 2003