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lead in pencil

it is said of people of little strength, character or resolve. also said about men who can't get an erection during sex.
I slept with Roger last night. He couldn't get it up. he's got no lead in pencil (or no lead in his pencil).
by Yoova September 17, 2006
mugGet the lead in pencilmug.

gummint

the government as most people pronounce it here in the uess of aye.
dubyu promised less taxes and less gummint.
by Yoova September 17, 2006
mugGet the gummintmug.

mythicate

Someone mythicates when he thinks he can lie and confabulate for a high purpose, but for a strange human psychological quirk, he ends up believing that those fantasies he made up are true. This happens more than often among political and religious movements leaders and thinkers.
Mythicate - When Rumsefeld declared that Iraq had Weapons of Mass Destruction, he was mythicating thru his teeth.
by yoova October 5, 2006
mugGet the mythicatemug.

freakshow politics

Used by certain political groups or agents. Freakshow politics is a divisive type of strategy that capitalizes on extreme aspects -usually negative ones- of the political opponent and utilizing those thru media and propaganda to attack that opponent's character and reputation instead of tackling the real facts and issues at hand.
John Kerry and the swift boat debacle, that was freakshow politics at its best.
by yoova October 4, 2006
mugGet the freakshow politicsmug.

pluto

Verb. to pluto someone or something is to downgrade, demote or remove altogether from a prestigious group or list, Like what was done to the planet of the same name.
by Yoova August 24, 2006
mugGet the plutomug.

damage cuntrol

When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.
Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...
by yoova October 7, 2006
mugGet the damage cuntrolmug.

metrosexual

Man whose sexual organ mesures one meter (metro is latin for meter which equals about 12 inches).
He is hung like a metrosexual.
by Yoova August 24, 2006
mugGet the metrosexualmug.

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