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celluloid
1. Plastic or fake, like the actual material.
2. A person who is constantly attached to their cell phone
3. (rare) A film geek.
2. A person who is constantly attached to their cell phone
3. (rare) A film geek.
1. "Did you see Karen bragging to Aaron? She's so celluloid."
2. "I saw went through Karen's cell phone the other day and her phone book has 315 people! When did she start being a celluloid?"
3. "Marco actually held a private indie screening in his basement, he's a complete celluloid."
2. "I saw went through Karen's cell phone the other day and her phone book has 315 people! When did she start being a celluloid?"
3. "Marco actually held a private indie screening in his basement, he's a complete celluloid."
celluloid by Luckdragon February 25, 2005
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Celluloid Simp
Sometimes referred to as a "film purist", the celluloid simp is an individual who maintains a very strong belief that celluloid film is the only way to shoot a cinematic movie. Despite being more practical, accessible, affordable, and modern than a thin sheet of synthetic plastic, Digital cameras will NEVER touch the hands of a celluloid simp.
A lesser variant of the Celluloid Simp is the Film Fraud: individuals who shoot movies digitally, but then proceed to degrade that nice, clean image in order to mimic the flawed look of celluloid film.
A lesser variant of the Celluloid Simp is the Film Fraud: individuals who shoot movies digitally, but then proceed to degrade that nice, clean image in order to mimic the flawed look of celluloid film.
Tarantino: “Shooting on digital is like eating a veggie burger.”
Person 1: "Why does he hate digital cameras so much?"
Person 2: "He's just celluloid simp, that's all."
Person 1: "Why does he hate digital cameras so much?"
Person 2: "He's just celluloid simp, that's all."
Celluloid Simp by D-Cinema April 12, 2023
Celluloid Bulimia
An alarming trend in Hollywood where classic movies in various genres are re-chewed by some worthless piece of shit hack who has no ideas of their own and puked up to audiences who either 1. Don't know any better ie. Didn't know that the movie in question is/was a remake or 2. Just don't give a fuck.
As of 2008 there were 172 acts of celluloid bulimia and the trend continues. We as movie watchers and lovers of these movies, or some of them, wish that Hollywood would get some help for their celluloid bulimia, or find someone with an original idea... and fast.
Celluloid Bulimia by Zachariah Langley October 22, 2010
Cellulite Tetris
Cellulite Tetris by Aggressive Neutrality December 10, 2010
Cellulite
When the skin on women's (sometimes men's) lower body - especially in the thighs and ass - appears dimpled. This is caused from fat deposits pushing up between criss-crossed tissue strands under the skin, making it appear bumpy and dimpled rather than smooth. Cellulite can be affected by hormones, circulation, skin thickness and to some degree diet and exercise. Pretty much all women have some cellulite, even very thin ones.
Unfortunately there is so much negativity towards cellulite, and so many women spend money on lotions, creams and treatments promising to smooth their skin. These topically applied products simply plump the surrounding skin through massaged application. This does reduce the appearance of cellulite but only temporarily. Liposuction does not get rid of it either.
I think women should just accept their bodies and realize that pretty much EVERYONE has it in some form, and be thankful that they actually have fat instead of being emaciated skeletons. There are far more important things than how smooth your ass is and I find it very sad that even grown women complain about it it and let it effect how confident they are about their bodies. Fuck that. Grow up and understand it's just skin, who gives a fuck. Anyone who will put you down because of it is a cunt.
Unfortunately there is so much negativity towards cellulite, and so many women spend money on lotions, creams and treatments promising to smooth their skin. These topically applied products simply plump the surrounding skin through massaged application. This does reduce the appearance of cellulite but only temporarily. Liposuction does not get rid of it either.
I think women should just accept their bodies and realize that pretty much EVERYONE has it in some form, and be thankful that they actually have fat instead of being emaciated skeletons. There are far more important things than how smooth your ass is and I find it very sad that even grown women complain about it it and let it effect how confident they are about their bodies. Fuck that. Grow up and understand it's just skin, who gives a fuck. Anyone who will put you down because of it is a cunt.
Girl 1: Eww I hate my cellulite its so gross.
Girl 2: You can't fucking help it thats how our bodies are. Just deal with it and be thankful you've even got fat on your body.
Girl 1: But my boyfriend says its gross too!
Girl 2: Tell him he can suck a dick then because he's going to have a hard time finding a chick without cellulite. And if he has the nerve to tell you that he's a fucking asshole.
Girl 2: You can't fucking help it thats how our bodies are. Just deal with it and be thankful you've even got fat on your body.
Girl 1: But my boyfriend says its gross too!
Girl 2: Tell him he can suck a dick then because he's going to have a hard time finding a chick without cellulite. And if he has the nerve to tell you that he's a fucking asshole.
Cellulite by Madtraffic December 9, 2008
cellulight
cellulight by VanGremlin September 30, 2008
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