Cellucide 

When your phone decides to commit suicide

My phone decided it didn’t want to ride on the rollercoaster yesterday so it committed cellucide

Cellucide by Btransitional92 May 12, 2022

Cellulite Tetris

When two overweight people attempt to have sex.

Hey chubbs, how bout a game of Cellulite Tetris?

Cellulite Tetris by Aggressive Neutrality December 10, 2010

Cellulite 

When the skin on women's (sometimes men's) lower body - especially in the thighs and ass - appears dimpled. This is caused from fat deposits pushing up between criss-crossed tissue strands under the skin, making it appear bumpy and dimpled rather than smooth. Cellulite can be affected by hormones, circulation, skin thickness and to some degree diet and exercise. Pretty much all women have some cellulite, even very thin ones.

Unfortunately there is so much negativity towards cellulite, and so many women spend money on lotions, creams and treatments promising to smooth their skin. These topically applied products simply plump the surrounding skin through massaged application. This does reduce the appearance of cellulite but only temporarily. Liposuction does not get rid of it either.

I think women should just accept their bodies and realize that pretty much EVERYONE has it in some form, and be thankful that they actually have fat instead of being emaciated skeletons. There are far more important things than how smooth your ass is and I find it very sad that even grown women complain about it it and let it effect how confident they are about their bodies. Fuck that. Grow up and understand it's just skin, who gives a fuck. Anyone who will put you down because of it is a cunt.

Girl 1: Eww I hate my cellulite its so gross.

Girl 2: You can't fucking help it thats how our bodies are. Just deal with it and be thankful you've even got fat on your body.

Girl 1: But my boyfriend says its gross too!

Girl 2: Tell him he can suck a dick then because he's going to have a hard time finding a chick without cellulite. And if he has the nerve to tell you that he's a fucking asshole.

Cellulite by Madtraffic December 9, 2008

Cellucination 

The feeling that your cell-phone is ringing or vibrating, when it's not.

Man1: Do you hear a phone ringing?
Man2: No.
Man1: Are you sure?
Man2: Dude, you're having a bout of cellucination.

Cellucination by DoDontTalk December 13, 2012

the cellulites 

A Facebook group birthed by carl sherburnes and his cell dbz page with a following consisting of faggots, edge lords, shitposting cunts and internet trolls.

Did you see this post in the cellulites

Yeah man, that shit gave me cancer.

the cellulites by 01010111 01101001 01111010 011 October 23, 2015

cellulite 

Deposit of subcutaneous (right under your skin) fat and fibrous/connective tissue that results in dimpled, cottage cheese or orange peel appearance depending on amount of fat; affects a majority of women but only really fat men. Generally appears in butt and thighs. Even super skinny people can have cellulite as it seems that it is somewhat hereditary or hormonal. Creams and pills can improve the APPEARANCE of cellulite, but it will go back to looking bad when you stop using them. Liposuction does not remove cellulite. To get rid of cellulite, one must exercise and cut out bad foods, especially ones with preservatives. There is also an expensive treatment known as Endermologie that gets rid of it. If one stays fit, it actually reduces with age.

I can't believe this. My doctor says I'm underweight but I have cellulite on my thighs. Damn genetics.

I got rid of my cellulite by exercising a lot, lifting some weights and cutting out processed foods. Now my bottom half looks as sexy as my top half!

cellulite by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

cellicide 

When you accidentally drop your cell phone in the toilet or sink, thereby causing its demise.

Why haven't you been answering your phone, dude?

Sorry, my phone's dead. It was cellicide. Dropped it in the toilet this morning.

cellicide by markvw59 March 27, 2010