Definitions by VanGremlin

In one eye and out the other 

Failure to comprehend what you are reading because you are distracted or not focused.

I don't know why I am even trying to read this book - I can't focus with all this noise. Its just going in one eye and out the other!

In one eye and out the other by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

Deaf leading the deaf 

Amateur musicians trying to make music

Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?

Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.

Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!

Deaf leading the deaf by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

cellulight

a cellphone used as a flashlight

Drew: Damn, its so dark in here I can't even read the menu!
Katie: Here, use my cellulight

cellulight by VanGremlin September 30, 2008