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cellephony

Just like telephony, which is defined as “ the working of a telephone or telephones,” cellephony ( or alts. celluphony or cellaphony) refers to the whole world of cellular telephones, cellular communications devices, and cellular telephone technology.
The company wants to extend its reach into the realm of cellephony.

“Cellephony is god’s gift to the bored and the ignored.”

“To succeed in business today, one must be an adept cellephonist.”
by Grebdehrm January 28, 2015
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Cellphone Tai Chi

A series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. The Cellphone Tai Chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.
Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.
by Emily in Australia January 31, 2010
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cellphone magnet implants

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.
After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019
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cellphonery

Rude and annoying usage of a cell phone in public, caused by a ridiculous novelty ring or a personal and private conversation conducted in a loud voice and obnoxious manner. Common in classrooms, elevators, and cramped bus stops.
That guys cellphonery on the elevator ruined my day.
Turn off your ringers in class, we don't need any cellphonery in here.
by pc_guitarguy December 13, 2008
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cellphone novel

A Novel written on a cellphone or written on a computer with the intent of the book being veiwed on cellphone screens, so chapters are usually written shorter so there is little to no need for scrolling.
Chapter 187 of the cellphone novel: Secondhand Memories by Takatsu

We walked in silence for a while.

The twinkling lights in the neighbourhood slowly one by one were snuffed out, like candles.

But yet, this was not a depressing thought. As people turned off their lights, the night would gently embrace everyone with peace.
Hush. The night was our lullaby.

I glanced at my handphone. It was 12 already. I hadn’t realized I had spent so much time in the hospital.

“It’s really late isn’t it?” I asked no one in particular.
by sakakikala September 12, 2009
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cellphone

That thing ASSHOLES talk into as they drive or walk around feeling important.
Look at that asshole on the cellphone.
by Old Redneck Troll December 28, 2005
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Calliphony

CALLIPHONY: The melodious and harmonious sounds - manifested inextricably within the collectively blissful embodiment of pregnantly joyful euphony.

CALLIPHONY is the as of yet uncoined and obviously absent opposite of the well known adjective CACOPHONY, (which is currently notably lacking in any other accurately or articulately quotable antithesis).

ORIGIN of CALLI-PHONY: Roots come from the Greek words CALLI and CACO, meaning 'Beautiful' and 'Ugly' when used to preface the nouns in following examples, be appended hither & thither-to.

Opposite: CACO-PHONY
They entered the chamber to final embrace,
At a patently perfect and pertinent pace,
All created completed and cultured around,
A divinely and oddly indelible sound,
Now a totally manifest audible hit,
It's exquisitely carved of incredible shit,
It's a sound that we've claimed,
Supersonically named -
And collectively
Now
Call...
CALLIPHONY!

Definition: C A L L I P H O N Y !
Opposite: CACO-PHONY

As exampled by:

CALLI-PYGIAN & CACO-PYGIAN - Having beautifully or distastefully shaped buttocks.

As in: "The Callipygian Call-Girl fared financially superiorly to her disproportionately buxom-less, and only very recently blonder CacoPygian counterpart".

CALLI-GRAPHY & CACO-GRAPHY Beautiful and visually distasteful Handwriting).

As in: His beautiful and painstakingly penned Ancient Celtic CALLIGRAPHY brought as much joy and light into the classroom as her unattractive scrawls and CACOGRAPHICAL scribblings took from it.
by FractalGod June 21, 2011
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