celestron 

This is a very unfashionable kind of “backpack”. Usually used for telescopes or for smuggling baby sloths.

I used my celestron this weekend to steal some sloths. It was really fun.

celestron by Sloth babiessssssss January 11, 2018

Celestina 

A beautiful young girl who will treat you right and love you no matter what you put her through. She is strong and kind but dont take her for granted. Once you fuck up foreal she's gone.

Damn everyone sleeps on Celestina. She laid back asf.

Celestina by Seerena July 5, 2017

celestine co

the most beautiful girl in the world. She deserves everything and she is so down to earth she touches the core. if your lucky enough to meet one, never let her go. -yungk

i met a celestine co and she was amazing

celestine co by itsmeyo24 October 6, 2013

celestine 

literally so hot like omg you look at her and you are just blown away by how amazing she is. shes also like really funny and has the best personality you could every meet like omg what a legend. #coolcat

person 1: omg is that celestine?
person 2: yes omg how funny and cool she is
person 1: omg yes #coolcat

celestine by groovyfrog November 21, 2020

celeron 

The perfect, literal example of a piece of shit. This is the absolute worst computer component ever conceived by the hands of man. Sure, it LOOKS good with 2.4-2.7 Gigaherz of speed, but its insanely small L1 and L2 cache, not to mention the INCREDIBLY slow FSB, Celerons are useless. There is lag time for even the most little of tasks. Even though Celerons are made for people who are not computer-savvy and who just like to email and surf the web and do Microsoft Word and stuff, they aren't even good at doing that! Fuck Intel for making it.

Leroy: "Hey, I want a cheap computer. I'm thinking of getting a Celeron processor."

Hugh: "I've had one for 2 1/2 years so far. I've been saving up for a while to get a REAL computer. Trust me, opening FireFox gives me 100% CPU usage and incredible lag time. "More than one application running at a time with ease"? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Yeah, switching between Windows Media Player 11 and FireFox gives me (again) 100% CPU usage and lag. Want to play games? Well, fuck. That's too bad for you. It can't handle StarCraft (8 years old), WoW, or even Call of Duty. "Counter-Strike Source"? Oh, my God. You can play CSS.... if you like 9 frames per second on EVERY FUCKING LEVEL."

Leroy: "Damn... I'd be better off with a Pentium 2"

Hugh: "From now on, don't ever mention Intel products to me.... ever. Just go with AMD."

celeron by LOL, Internet August 17, 2006

celeron 

Quite possibly the worst processors Intel has ever manufactured. It was designed for the sole purpose of creating a processor that didn't cost much. Well whooptideefuck, Intel! Your piece of shit Celeron is so unbelievably slow, any machine that has one in it is instantly branded a piece of garbage, because the very real reality is that Celerons can't power ANY machine, no matter how powerful it is.

Anyone with a Celeron in their computer clearly has no idea what they are doing.

celeron by Lament For The Last Days June 11, 2006

Celestina 

Loving and caring mother's, they can sacrifice their while life to make their children happy.
A true definition of love, caring to a fault, best mother u can ever have.

U re so celestina 😍😍

Celestina by Efemena February 6, 2020