cdogg

a short dude who is trash at everything

CDOGG THIS IS WHY YOU ARE SHORT AND BAD AT EVERYTHING YOU DO

by SussyMan84 March 7, 2022

cloggernaut

What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.

Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018

Chogglestick

a stupid or idiotic person. A pillock

you complete chogglestick!

by Muggins02 July 9, 2019

cloggie

And insult or slur for dutch people. Based of the wooden shoes called clogs that are a part of dutch culture. Originally an insult is now becoming a symbol of cultural identity for those with dutch heritage in the states

Look at that cloggie over there. I bet he's orange down to the core

by Cloggie June 26, 2016

Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.

Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!

by Butt clogger November 3, 2018

croggled

crooked, unformed or misformed, poorly made, shapeless, broken

That building was a croggled mess after the earthquake.

The mutant's fingers were croggled.

by k. d. August 11, 2006

Kentucky Clogger

Clogging a public toilet with a entire roll, two if available, of toilet paper. Then dropping the most massive, heinous shit one can muster up into the clogged bowl. This is followed by the most important feature of the Kentucky Clogger. With an empty toilet paper roll or one’s finger, depending upon preference, scoop up a little dollop of shit and write “Mitch was Here!” on the toilet seat.

I stopped at the truck stop to snap a douche and medicate my trucker’s knuckles and every stall had a Kentucky clogger.

I was surprised when I visited the rest room at the capital on the side of the House. I found a Kentucky clogger. I’m didn’t think Mitch left the senate to go over to the house.

by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020