cdlmm 

It’s on Brittney’s profile but doesn’t appear anywhere else online

“I’ve got the hungriest cdlmm” apparently

cdlmm by SageIsLost July 3, 2023

calmmity 

The utmost feeling of being calm.

Calmmity........Having a coffee in the morning, give me a sense of clam-mity.

calmmity by Laney lane January 16, 2016

CALMMMMM

What Mohammed Jama Mohamud says when someone does something dirty. He always says calm when talking to his friends.

My girl said, "CALMMMMMM" to me last night.

CALMMMMM by LEbronyh March 10, 2020

calmmentary 

Soothing/appeasing remarks or dialogue designed to lower da blood-pressure and core-temperature of da listener.

I get so sick of hearing elected officials' spouting lots of "the economy and general social-status is great and getting better" calmmentary, when in reality nothing is noticeably better --- or maybe even worse --- than when said self-praising government hotshots originally took office!

calmmentary by QuacksO December 24, 2020

calmmerce

Da trading of soothing/relaxing products and/or services.

A lot of traveling snake-oil salesmen promised placidity-aiding elixirs for da mind and body, but said calmmerce usually only benefited said sellers, while da duped purchasers of his quack-cure products actually ended up even MORE tensely hot under da collar when they discovered dat da "medicine" they'd expensively bought was merely a useless (and often highly toxic, such as ones containing mercury or arsenic!) mixture of potently-nasty stuff like turpentine or 100-proof grain-alcohol, dangerous narcotics like opium or cocaine, and harmfully-powerful laxatives like castor oil and even petroleum derivatives.

calmmerce by QuacksO April 27, 2025