cazzio 

used as dick or fuck in italian

1. ah cazzio! ( ah fuck! )
2. sucka il mio cazzio ( suck my diick )

cazzio by angeliicademarii September 18, 2009

vada a bordo, cazzo!

Italian for "get back on board, damn it!"

Captain of the sinking cruize ship: "It's dark here. Can't see anything"
Coast guard: "It's dark and you want to go home? vada a bordo, cazzo!"

vada a bordo, cazzo! by vektr February 7, 2012

grazie al cazzo 

"Grazie al cazzo" or "E grazie al cazzo" , Italian expression that used to say that what someone has just said is a banality, is an obvious concept (that everyone knew)

Litteraly, "Grazie al Cazzo" is "Thanks the dick! " ( you have to thank your dick for this idea, not your brain) and meaning: " it's obious !"

examples:

A: i'm a human
B: Grazie al cazzo ! i don't think you are an insect

A: If i shoot myself in the head, i will die
B: e grazie al cazzo, you're not immortal

grazie al cazzo by AlessiotheItalianJerk April 13, 2015

Fra cazzo da Velletri 

1. It's a sentence from Rome slang. It means a self-important persone, but in fact, a guy no one knows coming from a little town no one knows.
2. It could be used also to say "you know very well who"

2. A husband comes back home and shuts the door. The wife asks: "Who is?" - the husband: "Fra Cazzo da Velletri" (= who else do you wonder it could be?)

Fra cazzo da Velletri by Clorophilla April 8, 2016

buongiorno un cazzo 

Literally "Good morning a fuck".
An ironic, vulgar salutation to answer to a "Good morning" sometimes used in Italy.
You can hear it mostly at work, early in the morning, from someone especially stressed out.
The intention of those using this expression is to warn their peers about a critical condition, a large workload to be processed soon or already in process, a really bad mood or all the above together.

See cazzo.

your colleague > "Buongiorno!"
you > "Buongiorno un cazzo"

buongiorno un cazzo by sunrising April 27, 2017

testa di cazzo

It means: dickhead

Sei una grandissima testa di cazzo!

You are fucking dickhead!

testa di cazzo by phas3r October 6, 2008

Sto cazzo 

Sto cazzo can also mean Deez Nuts as in the famous joke

chi è?
sto cazzo!
who's there?
deez [nuts}

Sto cazzo by ilpeish February 29, 2016