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A curved punctuation mark resembling a question mark. The cavuto is used to imply indefensible arguments or to mislead people into false conclusions without declaring such things outright. Used most often on the Fox News program "Your World" with Neil Cavuto, but has recently been seen on other cable news channels as well.
"One of Cavuto's classic uses of the cavuto can be seen in the sentence, 'Is the liberal media helping to fuel terror?' Another classic use that has been around long before Cavuto is , "Have you stopped beating your wife?"
cavuto by K. Miller November 10, 2006
Related Words
cavunt • Caunt • canunt • capunt • Caunter • Cauntface • Cauntie • Caunton • cavonte • cavuto
Someone who lives shallow end of the gene pool
"Gawd! he's such a Caunter!!! "
"Yep, he's definitely from the shallow end of the gene pool!"
Caunter by dr snow December 12, 2016

Cauntface 

A word to bespurdge various associates via internet forums, it was widley used in greek times to describe the game which is now well known as "Table Tennis" or "Ping Pong", which obviously has changed throughout time. In 1994 the word was used firstly to insult football or "soccer" pundit, Mark Bright.
David Hasselhoff " Jump in my car I wanna take you...."

Peter Crouch " yo man, why dont u shut up you dirtly little cauntface"
Cauntface by Daveyboy Smith March 26, 2007
To punt someone in their cunt
Heather was being a mouthy bitch so I had to capunt her
capunt by RockstarZ06 October 30, 2008
Any person not following social distancing.
That covunt is standing to close to me.
covunt by Docscotty March 30, 2020
Derogatory term for a Canadian woman (canuck) or vagina. Considered by many to be the most offensive word in the Canadian language.
That canunt said hockey was better than football!
canunt by Sym Dawnderson July 3, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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