Cauntface 

A word to bespurdge various associates via internet forums, it was widley used in greek times to describe the game which is now well known as "Table Tennis" or "Ping Pong", which obviously has changed throughout time. In 1994 the word was used firstly to insult football or "soccer" pundit, Mark Bright.

David Hasselhoff " Jump in my car I wanna take you...."

Peter Crouch " yo man, why dont u shut up you dirtly little cauntface"

Cauntface by Daveyboy Smith March 26, 2007

cuntfaceshitmaster 

A derogatory term used to describe an individual particularly prone to displaying annoying or irritating tendencies, including those who are otherwise contemptible for any other reason.

Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?'

Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)

Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.

Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'

Teacher: '...'

cuntfaceshitmaster by 2ndEarlofRochester October 24, 2011

Chunface 

A facial expression which scientists have discovered to have originated from the species of a Yoochun. A Chunface is specifically used when around young, innocent children and is especially evident when a Yoochun is caressing the child's legs and/or hands. The Chunface is also used when it sees it's mating partner, a Junsu, stroking a Hitsumabushi like an arpeggio. It is said that anyone incurring the wrath of a Chunface will face momentary comatose as it will try to seduce said person by convincing that his love for them is 'bigger than a gingerbread man's vitality'. It's mating partner, a Junsu, has confirmed that the quote is from a Yoochun's widely published theory of porno.

Studies have shown that a Chunface used in the presence of a Junsu will result in an extremely high-pitch dolphin-like enraged squeak that is said to cause a Yoochun to suffer from temporary hearing loss. Caution is advised.

"Say, that's a really cute, innocent child over there!"
"I feel a Chunface coming on."

Chunface by peachinlabel May 21, 2011

cuntface

1. A word used to describe a stupid bitch who thinks everyone loves her, when in fact the whole world hates her.

2. A girl who names her vagina bunny foo.

3. A dumbass who moved out of the coolest room ever and into a shitty room with shitty roommates who eventually deserted her, leaving her to live all alone under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye under her umbarella ella ella aye aye aye.

Kristin: "Remember that one girl that used to live with us?"
Emily: "Which one? We've had 4 roommates so far this year."
Kristin: "I'm talking about the really ugly one with blonde hair and huge eyes."
Emily: "Oh yeah, I remember that girl. She was such a cuntface."

cuntface by Emily and Kristin January 18, 2008

cuntface

Anyone who is a former, current or future member of the infamous Paul family.

Jake Paul, Greg Paul, Logan Paul are massive cuntfaces due to their lack of functioning brain cells

cuntface by senor_anonymous. May 8, 2020

Custface

A term used to describe a person whose face is so deformed that it is nasty to even look at.

Bro, check it out, that chick has a grim custface.

Custface by Lynked November 4, 2010

canface 

An older hillbilly white trash woman with one tooth she can open cans with

Hey canface!! can u open my can of beans?

canface by You know u like it October 11, 2020