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Cunty Cavemen
Cunty caveman is a way to describe someone who resembles a very hairy unappealing caveman. Or you can also use this word to describe someone's actions.
Cunty Cavemen by bayyisgross2 April 13, 2014
cavemen
Most people think that cavemen were simple and stupid creatures but its actually the opposite.
The first cavemen and women had to figure out that a man can stick his penis into a womans vagina a practice now known as sex the most common practice in the world. And they figured out that when a lady got really fat and started feeling something inside her that that thing(a baby had to come out and they were able to do it very succsesfully obviuosly)They also had to figure out that if you don't eat or drink something for a long time then you die!
The first cavemen and women had to figure out that a man can stick his penis into a womans vagina a practice now known as sex the most common practice in the world. And they figured out that when a lady got really fat and started feeling something inside her that that thing(a baby had to come out and they were able to do it very succsesfully obviuosly)They also had to figure out that if you don't eat or drink something for a long time then you die!
cavemen by DX Roberts July 5, 2009
rectal cavemen
Definition 1: The rectal cavemen work effortlessly through the night to make sure ur arse is free of klingons to ensure that dangleberries do not occur.
Definition 2: Sifting through ur buttox clearing a smooth passage way to ur anal glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.
Definition 2: Sifting through ur buttox clearing a smooth passage way to ur anal glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.
"i woke up this morning and it seems the rectal cavemen have been working overtime"
"seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring"
"seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring"
rectal cavemen by J. Edmund H January 30, 2010
cavemen
This is the plural of caveman, when a band of cavemen get together it can be called a mauling.
cavemen are called so because they have a vastly inferior intelect to other people and may look like they have just crawled out of a cave.
cavemen are called so because they have a vastly inferior intelect to other people and may look like they have just crawled out of a cave.
Cavemen
A group of lads (with massive cocks) consisting of; AS, AT , BBB and not so much TL coz he’s whipped af (lots of love TL)
Cavemen by Theo’s whipped January 29, 2020
Cavemen Mentality
The thought process of, Men protect, and do “manly jobs.” whilst the women stay inside, making life, and doing “feminine things.”
Cavemen Mentality by REDDLIGHT August 4, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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