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cumwrangler 

A derogatory term for when a female (or sometimes male) accepts multiple erect penises that ejaculate at the same time in the same orifice.
That fucking cumwrangler! That little bitchass cheater fucked my best friends when I was in the bathroom.
cumwrangler by Thicc Niggas INC. January 21, 2018

Catwraggedy

Tore up, busted in the face/teeth/body or just plain wraggedy as far as clothes, hair, etc. Anything can be catwraggedy or the shortened version, cat. To have terrible teeth, ugly shoes, stupid phrases or anything not appealing to anyone in they right mind
"Man, do you see that lime green and pink weave that broad is rocking?"

"Girl yes, I see her tracks and everything...that weave is catwraggedy!"

cuntwrangler 

tearing off cunt and turning it into gear for about town
cuntwrangler example:
you look good today, have you been cuntwrangling latley?
cuntwrangler by tits on toast March 22, 2009

Catorange 

A strained neck or shoulder muscle from aggressive masturbation.

The act of pulling a muscle in the lower neck due to vigorous masturbation
I gave myself a catorange while thinking of you last night.
Catorange by Avroboy October 22, 2010
ctrangle: to strangle but with cunts (synonyms include: face sitting)
"man I really want her to ctrangle me"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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