Cattywhompus
Cattywhompus by J. J. Carroll January 2, 2009
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Cattywhompus
Dude: did you see that guys face after I punched him, it was like all cattywhompus and shit
Other dude: no way bro
Other dude: no way bro
Cattywhompus by Yesirr April 6, 2020
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Cattywhompus
From the archaic Cattus-Whompus (Greek in nature) for the cowherd who was wedded to the daughter of the cousin of the son of Aries (the parents of whom were Catius and Whompius). Hence, the term was created to describe any of the Grecian cowherds who were descended from the original Catius.
This original definition gradually evolved into our more modern definition: the brand of any number of nonexistent products one may search to find in a place of trade.
This original definition gradually evolved into our more modern definition: the brand of any number of nonexistent products one may search to find in a place of trade.
You: Excuse me sir, do you have the latest Cattywhompus bag?
Clerk: Let me check our inventory.
You: Oh, I have most eagerly awaited the newest addition to the Cattywhompus line of products.
Clerk: Let me check our inventory.
You: Oh, I have most eagerly awaited the newest addition to the Cattywhompus line of products.
Cattywhompus by YBB November 29, 2003
cattywhompus
A child or teenage boy who speaks like a 60-year-old white male who isn't quite sure how to communicate properly with the world. he sighs a lot and acts like everyone around him is speaking a different language. a cattywhompus also writes excessive amounts of words. normally it's just his point repeated multiple times in different wording.
cattywhompus by cattywhompus July 6, 2020
cattywampus tits
When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.
cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021
Cattywampus
Cattywampus by Cattywampus human April 13, 2020
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